Silverwolf's Auditorium

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
  - Bill Watterson

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
  - Simon Cameron

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
  - Doug Larson

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
  - Evan Esar

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn.  I am less nurturing than a desert.
  - Demetri Martin